OhmyGoshh!
Didn't think that Cesario was actually a woman, and she's married to the Duke!
Also Olivia is married to Sebastian so now I don't have to worry about her being upset about her brother. As long as she's happy so am I.
Malvolio probably is a mess right now. haha. He's probably so confused that no one knows what he's saying! Even if they know I helped plan the trick on him it doesn't matter now..
because...
I'm married to Sir Toby ! =o Didn't think this was going to happen right? Well.. I knew that Sir Toby always had a thing for me anyways. (:
Even though it's because I helped play a trick on Malvolio, I still love him. (: It was really fun playing the trick on him!
Anyways.. I'm off on my honey moon ! Bye! :D
How could that kid Cesario, manage to hurt Sir Toby!? At first he said that he can't fight and then he hurts two people! It's like he has two personalities! I would plan a trick on Cesario if Olivia wasn't in love with him.Just when it was getting fun, Sir Toby calls the prank off, or he'll get into more trouble if Olivia finds out. =( Oh well, I guess we had enough fun since everyone thinks that Malvolio is crazy. So I told Feste to put on a robe and beard like he is Sir Topas the priest to make Malvolio more paranoid and mad! Well.. Feste didn't even have to wear a beard or gown because Malvolio didn't even see him because he was locked up in the basement. Although, Feste is really good at acting. He should be an actor or some singer instead of a clown or fool.Then I heard that Malvolio wrote a letter to Olivia. I hope they don't know that I helped pull that prank.. =/
This is like one of the best days of my life!Haha!.. Malvolio looks so pathetic. I've been following him like a murderer, and he has done everything the letter has told him to do. He smiles so much and now he has as a bunch of lines on his face. Doesn't he know that Olivia is still upset about her brother's death? I also seriously can't believe he's actually wearing yellow cross-gartered stocking... You've never seen anything like it. Malvolio actually thinks that Olivia likes him, ew that's so gross. The way he acts in front of her is disgusting. I can't keep myself from throwing things at him. When I saw Olivia's reaction it was just too funny. Olivia thought he was crazy and mad so she asked Sir Toby to take care of him. I know that Olivia is going to end up hitting him. And when she does, he’ll imagine she’s flirting with him. While Malvolio and Olivia talk I'll just pretend I know nothing. >:) Then later I was talking to Sir Toby and Fabian, we're going to make Malvolio go mad! I also heard that Sir Andrew wants to fight Cesario. :s Sir Andrew is so weak he can't even defend himself. Cesario is going to kill him for sure.. Or Sir Andrew is going to back off the fight.
Late at night I heard singing, yelling, and sounds of pots and pans in the kitchen. I had to go downstairs to tell them to shut up.I warned Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Feste when Malvolio comes they'll be in a lot of trouble but who cares he's just a servant. I can't believe that Sir Toby wants Olivia to marry Sir Andrew. Although.. that night was really fun. Feste and I were singing. And Sir Toby and Sir Andrew were both drunk. But I can't believe that Malvolio actually told Sir Toby that he'll have to leave his own niece's house. >:o Malvolio thinks too much of himself and is always telling others' what to do. So I decided that I'll write a love letter to Malvolio since my handwriting is similar to Olivia's and he'll think that Olivia is in love with him and wants to marry him. Then the next day I dropped the letter on the path where Malvolio walks and told Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian to wait behind the bushes and watch Malvolio's reaction. Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian kept laughing at how Malvolio acted! xD It probably was hilarious! And I can't believe it actually worked! When Malvolio goes to see Olivia he will wear yellow cross-gartered stockings, which Olivia hates. He will also always smile in front of her, which will make Olivia even more mad because she's still morning about her brother's death. Then Sir Toby told me he was so happy that he wanted to marry me.. ew. That's just gross.
