Act 2

Late at night I heard singing, yelling, and sounds of pots and pans in the kitchen. I had to go downstairs to tell them to shut up.
I warned Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Feste when Malvolio comes they'll be in a lot of trouble but who cares he's just a servant. I can't believe that Sir Toby wants Olivia to marry Sir Andrew. Although.. that night was really fun. Feste and I were singing. And Sir Toby and Sir Andrew were both drunk. But I can't believe that Malvolio actually told Sir Toby that he'll have to leave his own niece's house. >:o Malvolio thinks too much of himself and is always telling others' what to do.

So I decided that I'll write a love letter to Malvolio since my handwriting is similar to Olivia's and he'll think that Olivia is in love with him and wants to marry him. Then the next day I dropped the letter on the path where Malvolio walks and told Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian to wait behind the bushes and watch Malvolio's reaction. Sir Toby, Sir Andrew, and Fabian kept laughing at how Malvolio acted! xD It probably was hilarious! And I can't believe it actually worked! When Malvolio goes to see Olivia he will wear yellow cross-gartered stockings, which Olivia hates. He will also always smile in front of her, which will make Olivia even more mad because she's still morning about her brother's death. Then Sir Toby told me he was so happy that he wanted to marry me.. ew. That's just gross.